I Like To Party

So yeah, I figure that posting once a year might not be the way to keep everyone's attention. I know it's been a while, and I'm so very, very sorry. Lots of crap has (have?) happened, so I'll get you all up to speed soon enough, but I wanted to let everyone know that the second round of No Shave November was a big success at work. Everyone that started it actually saw it all the way to the end. I was able to put the wager into place this time, that anyone who started and quit before December 1st would have to chip in and buy lunch for all those who made it the whole way through. Everyone made it, which is a good thing because there were a few tards who were saying, "uhng, If I make it and you don't then I'm ordering prime rib for lunch, or lobsters." Wasn't gonna work like that, mongoloid. Get over yourself.

That's right... 29 days, no side burns. And I'm puffing out my cheeks, so shut up.

Anyway, got my hairs cut yesterday and shaved and everything so I look almost human again. Almost.

Other than that, not much has really happened in the last 12 months that I've been away from here. Let's see...

- Got hired on December 1st last year, so I've been with the company as an actual employee for 1 year and 1 day now. I've taken on a buttload of responsibilities and am in charge of a few things, but still have no title and no raise, so that means when the boss is out and I'm in charge, nobody listens to me. It's great. You should try it.

- Oh, got my car from California. It's still a stick and it still hates me, but we seem to have come to an understanding where I won't try to kill it and it won't try to kill me. Seems to be working, although I'm thinking all bets are off once it starts getting icy here in about a week.

- Went to the beach for 4th of July during what was apparently the lowest tide ever or something. Took a bunch of pics, will post soon.

- Actually, there are a ton of pics I'm going to be posting for random reasons, but we'll get to those later.

- Crap, I can't really think of anything else. I'm sure once GF reads this she'll say, "I can't believe you forgot to mention this," or, "why didn't you mention this," or whatever. Relax. It's a blog, I can write it down whenever I want! Jeez!

Okay, that's all for now. I got a lot of stuff I want to tell you all, so hang in there and be good to everyone. Except the dicks. Fuck those guys.