So yeah, while I was shaving off a full month's worth of facial horror, I decided to see what I would look like with a craggy 'stache and a no-soul patch. I don't know why, I just thought it might be goofy looking or something.
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| Equal parts win and fail |
I thought it looked pretty genius, but in a tard kind of way. If only it were thicker, then I could have walked around pretending to be hunting Jack the Ripper all the time. That would have been bad ass. Really though, it just kind of makes me look like Edward James Olmos or something.
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| E.J.O. impersonating me. |
But if I HAD to look like Ed J.O., I'd want to look like this cool drink of agua right freaking here...
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| Pimp |
Hells yes, bitatches.
